More Trapped in the Closet coming to IFC

Last we heard from R. Kelly, he had written another 32 chapters of Trapped in the Closet. You may recall that there are only 22 chapters already written and that it ended on a cliffhanger that involved potentially everyone having AIDS. Well, we will now know what's happening with Pimp Lucius, Rosie the nosy neighbor and the Big Man the midget (midget (midget (midget))) because the Independent Film Channel has decided to pick up the series. It is currently unknown exactly what quantity and variety of drugs were involved to make IFC think this would be a good idea, but I do know that it will be coming to an I Don't Even near you when it airs.