Worst. Column. Ever. Issue I - IT'S MORPHING TIME!
The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is absolutely amazing. Also a digitally remastered version of the original series will begin airing in January. Be sure to keep your eyes on the site as we will likely have extensive coverage. We are a team of teenagers(ish) with attitude after all. Those of you not familiar with our old website may not know of our illustrious, award-winning Worst. Column. Ever. To fill you in, it's basically where we post really stupid/awesome things every once in a while. So to kick things off on the new site, I give you variations on the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song, which falls under the awesome category in case you did not know. If I missed any, let me know so I can add to the collection.
THEY'VE GOT A POWER AND A FORCE THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
THEY'VE GOT THE ABILITY TO MORPH AND TO EVEN UP THE SCORE.
NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE THEM DOWN.
THE POWER LIES ON THEIR SIIIiIiIiIiIiIiiiiiIIDE.
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS, MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!
THEY KNOW THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS LYING IN THEIR HANDS.
THEY KNOW TO ONLY USE THEIR WEAPONS FOR DEFENSE.
NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THEM DOWN.
THE POWER LIES ON THEIR SIIIIiIiIiIiIiIiiiiiIIDE.
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS, YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!
NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE THEM DOWN.
THE POWER LIES ON THEIR SIIIIiIiIiIiIiiiiiIIIIDE.
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS, YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERRRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRS!






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Reader Comments (5)
Probably the most important article to ever be posted here ever.
Probably the most important article to ever be posted here ever.
Probably the most important article to ever be posted here ever.
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Epic.