Atlanta Nights Review

[Editors Note: I decided to talk about Atlanta Nights in the only way possible, by running it through bonsai and google translate. If you want to read the actual article, that's on page 2.]

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Atlanta Nights proves that good writers being purposefully bad can somehow be even worse bad writers trying to be good. Written by a group of about thirty science fiction authors, Atlanta Nights was a large prank on the publisher PublishAmerica, that claimed to accept only high quality manuscripts. After PublishAmerica made some disparaging remarks about the science fiction and fantasy genres, this group of authors decided to test the publisher's definition of quality.

What resulted was the worst book I have ever read. The authors each only had a vague outline of each chapter, and a few chapters used the exact same outline, yet turned out completely different. Two chapters are exactly the same; two have the same chapter number, but are different; one's missing; one's randomly generated using text from other chapters - it's a complete mess.

Oh and the plot is not even remotely cohesive or understandable, at all. Characters change gender, age, and race at random and even come back to life. Reading this book is akin to watching a soap opera, except you only watch one episode every couple of months. Also you might accidentally be watching a rerun that takes place before the last episode you watched. And you are sometimes watching a different show by mistake, but you aren't quite sure since you recognize a few actors and plot points. Oh and your power goes out during a few episodes, so you only end up seeing half of them.

All of the characters are horrible, horrible people who are complete and utter morons. We have Bruce, the closest thing to a protagonist the book has, a super rich computer programmer and entrepreneur who gets all the girls and has "men" who can clean up after murders somehow. "Rory, have you seen my hard drive? I'm a computer programmer you know!" - actual dialog. His skin color randomly changes one chapter, turning him into a black guy, a very stereotypical black guy, a very stereotypical black guy from about the seventies. The second it is revealed he is black, he starts talking about those "honkies" keeping the "black brother" down. He is then white again a few chapters later.

All of the women are sluts, the guys are all man-sluts, and everyone finds old men incredibly attractive. Women and gay men are just smitten with sixty year old men and will try to sleep with them the first chance they get. One old man dies because a handjob he's getting from a gay masseuse is so amazing he has a heart attack. Yes, that actually happens.

One of the women, I can't remember her name, shoots a man who she slept with because she forgot she had gone to bed with anyone. She hears a noise downstairs, opens her gun-case with the code "6969", and shoots him as he's eating her chocolate cake. She then stands there complaining about how her cake is gone and how he's bleeding all over the floor. All the while, the guy is saying that "he's okay" and that she should "be brave."

The "plot" frequently vanishes to tell us of random affairs that various characters are having. Very poorly written sex scenes are fortunately rare, as most of the time the book chooses to "fade to black" rather than giving us the tawdry details. Sometimes fading away is even worse, such as the time Bruce and the CEO of a company he's merging his company with do it.

That wasn't the only think that merged that night.

They had wild sex.

The book is fileld with od spieling errors and strange ... typographical

problems. This rally compiments the ;/.,, porridge quilty of the book.

As the story goes on, you learn to stop trying to understand any of it. Since the book has three endings that contradict each other, including an "It was all a dream" ending, it really is for the best that you stop caring. Unfortunately, Atlanta Nights isn't so bad that it becomes entertaining. It's so bad, it becomes painful.

On the bright side, their ploy worked. PublishAmerica was set to publish the book, and only the consciences of the authors caused the book to be dropped. After they came forward, the publisher obviously got rid of it as soon as possible. It is available now thanks to vanity publisher Lulu, so if you want to read it, you can. I just recommend you don't. The book does altogether too good of a job ad being bad.