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[26 Jul 2010 | No Comment | 157 views]

This week in a very special I Don’t Even, we watch what is perhaps the most scientifically inaccurate movie of all time: The Core. In a world where the earth’s core stops spinning, a group of terranauts must defy almost every law of physics as they try to restart it by just setting off nuclear explosions in the earth’s core. No, this does not make any sense at all. The problems caused by the lack of spinning from the earth’s core range from pacemakers stopping in a 12 block radius …

[19 Jul 2010 | No Comment | 195 views]

This week for I Don’t Even we are watching Crystal Triangle. This is another one of those classic OVAs from the same era that brought us masterpieces like MD Geist and Mad Bull 34.

[12 Jul 2010 | No Comment | 125 views]

Somehow we’ve never done a syfy original movie before. I would normally summarize the plot here or something, but I think the boxart and the words “syfy original movie” do a good enough job by themselves.
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Tune in at 10 eastern/9 central for THE FLU BIRD HORROR.

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[12 Jul 2010 | No Comment | 80 views]

The Jaws franchise really never should have been a franchise. Jaws 2 was basically Jaws 1 without any of the entertainment and Jaws 4 is… well I’ll save that for a later article. In between those two was Jaws 3-D. Part of the many 3D crazes that have swept the movie industry over the years, Jaws 3-D was also one of the many movies that thought it was clever to have the third installment in 3D. Jaws 3-D is a horrible mess of a movie with random characters who do …

[5 Jul 2010 | No Comment | 202 views]

This week we will be watching the last 2 episodes of Mad Bull 34! It is about two cops in New York. Daizaburo “Eddie” Ban a rookie has been partnered with John Estes the Mad Bull who is known for his less than policeman like behavior. They work together and try to protect the roughest streets in New York. We are going to be watching the amazing dub from Manga Entertainment and you will not want to miss it!
Tune in at 10 Eastern/9 Central
There will be ads unless you have …

[29 Jun 2010 | No Comment | 108 views]

Deadbeat Club is a column about good video games you can get cheaply, primarily free ones.
At first, I wanted to call BLOCKSUM a ripoff of Tetris, but I realized that wasn’t very accurate. Then I thought it was more like Tetris Attack, which was more accurate, but still wrong. Then I realized that BLOCKSUM is a rare kind of puzzle game, the kind that isn’t a rip-off of Tetris, Tetris Attack or Bejeweled.
BLOCKSUM involves minor math skills, so if you’re one of those people who can’t do addition quickly, …

[28 Jun 2010 | No Comment | 214 views]

Oh hi, audience. This week for I Don’t Even we are doing The Room! This mastehpiece directed, produced, executive produced and starred by Tommy Wiseau! This movie was so bad that Wiseau claimed it was a comedy after everyone made fun of it. Featuring a no-star cast, this movie’s plot stays still for about 70 minutes with occasional sideplots that are forgotten after their scene ended. You do not want to miss this week, it is one of the “best” movies we’ve done for I Don’t Even and you will …

[21 Jun 2010 | No Comment | 152 views]

Konami’s E3 press conference was something quite amazing. Filled with one mirrion troops. One Mirrion Troops. ONE MIRRION TROOPS. WOWWWW… Mexican wrestlers and so much more awesome that it is I Don’t Even worthy. This is the first (and likely only) time I Don’t Even is going non-fiction. So tune in this Wednesday at 10 Eastern/9 Central as we livestream the amazingness.

[16 Jun 2010 | No Comment | 64 views]

Sorry guys, there won’t be an I Don’t Even this week because of E3. Tomorrow we will have our final live E3 podcast and things will go back to normal. To make up for missing a week, the next I Don’t Even will be particularly epic.

THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S THE ROOM.

[8 Jun 2010 | No Comment | 334 views]

This week we will be watching Mad Bull 34. It is a OVA from 1990. It is about two cops in New York. Daizaburo “Eddie” Ban a rookie has been partnered with John Estes the Mad Bull who is known for his less than policeman like behavior. They work together and try to protect the roughest streets in New York. We are going to be watching the amazing dub from Manga Entertainment and you will not want to miss it!
Join us this Wednesday at 10 Eastern/9 Central to see a …